Some one please tell me that this is an early launch of an April Fools Joke!
From Information Age Prayer:
"Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.
We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.
At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God. Traditional prayer is an integral part of this connection and should never be forgone, even after signing up.
You can subscribe for yourself, or you can purchase a subscription as a gift to friends or family."
Yes, this is certainly a spoof...right? Please tell me that people are not going to pay someone $19.95/month for the Protestant Prayer Bundle:
"Save money by subscribing to the discounted package deal. This special Protestant Prayer Bundle includes The Lords Prayer, The Morning Prayer, 5 Get Well Prayers and a Prayer for Peace."
Very funny guys/gals! Hah, Hah! Please tell me that this is a spoof!
[HT - ChurchCrunch]
